http://moreforlaughs.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:19:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin http://moreforlaughs.com/2007/12/25/what-should-you-give-a-man-who-has-everything/ "For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?' Here's an update for you... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig... just to get a little sausage." http://moreforlaughs.com/2007/09/24/a-statement-from-a-beautiful-woman/ A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.  "That's amazing.  Where I come from there's really only one.""Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one?  And which way is that?""Well, there's a man and there's a ... http://moreforlaughs.com/2007/08/31/a-novel-idea/ Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left ... http://moreforlaughs.com/2007/08/30/new-scientific-element-woman/ WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this morning. "We feel that with the release of all the documents from ... http://moreforlaughs.com/2007/01/01/news-from-washington/ The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until   the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed. I want   you to build an ark and save two of each animal species. Here are the   blueprints for the ark."   Six months ... http://moreforlaughs.com/2006/12/31/build-an-ark/ A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now." http://moreforlaughs.com/2006/12/30/a-little-old-lady-walked-into-the-bank/ Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked."He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am.""Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?" http://moreforlaughs.com/2006/12/29/is-it-worth-it/ Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar? A:OUCH! http://moreforlaughs.com/2006/12/29/what-did-the-man-say-when-he-walked/ There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the other person would get splinters. Finally, the third ... http://moreforlaughs.com/2006/12/28/there-was-three-guys-one-with-a-rubber/