What’s long and hard and excites a girl when she’s finally lucky enough to get on it?

The road to success!

Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??

A. You could fit another pair of breasts there  Sent by sam

How is a woman like an airplane?

-Both have cockpits.

The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.” The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl’s breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple. “Young lady,” he finally announced, “no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven’t any milk!” “Of course not!” she shrieked. “It’s not my child, it’s my sister’s!”

A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.

Doctor: How did this happen?

Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.