There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn’t have sex because it wasn’t hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn’t have sex because the other person would get splinters. Finally, the third guy with a nine foot dick says, “See that girl over there? Bam. Got her.”

What’s long and hard and excites a girl when she’s finally lucky enough to get on it?

The road to success!