GOD will save me   The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate   because the river was rising. One door they came to, the man said “GOD   will save me”.   The river continued to rise and he was forced to move everthing to the   second floor of his house. A man in a boat came by and offered to save   him. Again he said “GOD will save me”.   Pretty soon the second story was flooded and he was forced to get on   the roof of his house. A helicopter came by and tried to save him and   yet again he said “GOD will save me”.   It wasn’t long before the house was completely covered and the man   died and went to heaven. He confronted God with “Why didn’t you save   me, GOD?”   And God said ” I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter. Why did   you stay in the house?”