A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line   dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and   he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him: Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?