A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing,   wondering what he would be   wearing underneath. “What’s underneath your kilt?”, she asked him.   “Why don’t you   take a look”, he replied. Curiosity over comming her, she lifted the   kilt.then let it go,”Oh,   it’s gruesome!” “Well, why don’t you take another look, it just   grew-some more.”