This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestling Date: I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept  punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals.  I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn’t adapt (more…)