And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald’s, and McDonald’s brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger, and Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?”, and Man said, “Super size them.”And Man gained pounds.And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly (more…)