TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. (more…)

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone’s amazement, all of the color ran from Bush’s face,
then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. (more…)