A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. ?”They’re mating,” her father replied. (more…)

A women gets home from work early to relax and finds her husband in the bedroom having sex with a cute and sexy young woman.

- YOU PIG ! How can you do that to me your faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I leave this home and ask for divorce

- Wait, wait, before leaving, let me at least tell you what really happened. (more…)

So the chicken and the egg are laying in bed together.

The egg’s smoking a cigarette.

The chicken says, “Well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question!”

When I born, I black,
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

BUT WAIT………. (more…)