WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT Big Blow Job

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone’s face. (more…)

Penis breath, a lover’s dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn’t pee
It’s times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it’s too late, can’t be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees (more…)

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood. (more…)

Dear Susan:

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact.

In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us
does. Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says… (more…)

I don’t care if this is another old joke..lol I think its funny as hell..lol

Parents please be careful to give clearer messages.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. (more…)