Don’t laugh!” said the patient.
“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In
over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been the
size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure. “I’m so sorry,” Said the doctor. “I really am… I don’t
know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I
promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Ed replied