A Farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says: “OK old fart, time for
you to retire.” The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?” The young rooster says: “Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.” The old rooster says, “I tell you what, (more…)