A young boy asks his father, “Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?”

Surprised, the father answers, “Well, sure son, we wouldn’t be normal if we didn’t…. there are all kinds of breasts…depending on a woman’s age– In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions, Dad?” (more…)

We start to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. (more…)

Don’t laugh!” said the patient.
“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In
over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been the
size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure. “I’m so sorry,” Said the doctor. “I really am… I don’t
know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I
promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Ed replied

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns

Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it’s more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren’t important to Aquarians in a relationship, it’s the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and (more…)

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO’s, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don’t get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases (more…)