Mr. Oliver, the biology professor, at a posh suburban girl’s school, asked during class, “Miss Smith, would you name the organ in the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times it’s normal size, and define the conditions.”

Miss Smith gasped, then said , “Mr. Oliver, I don’t think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you that my parents will hear of this.” With that, she sat down red-faced. (more…)