A rabbi walks into a delicatessen at lunchtime and sees the priest from the local Catholic church. He goes over to say hello just as the priest is being served a ham sandwich.

After greeting the rabbi the priest syas, “You know this place has the best sandwiches in town. Just look how much meat they put in there. I usually have to take home half the sandwich because I can never finish it. If you’d care to join me I’ll gladly share the other half of my ham sandwich with you.” (more…)

So this lady elephant is walking along the forest, when she gets a sliver in her foot. It’s really quite painful, so when she sees this bunny rabbit on the forest floor, she asks him to pull the sliver out.

The rabbit says, “Okay, but if I do this favour for you, you have to promise to do a favour for me.”

“Alright,” says the elephant, “what?” (more…)