After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball. (more…)

There was a little boy sitting in class, and the teacher says to the class, today’s word is contagious, can anyone use this in a sentence? the little boy replies, I can, my father and I were driving in the car, and we saw this lady painting her house with a little brush, and my father said, it’s going to take that cuntages to paint that house.

George came to work one day with 2 black eyes. His boss said “George, what happened?” (more…)

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. (more…)

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?” The man replies, “See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.” So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.” The guy replies, “Yeah. You think I asked for a 14 inch bic?”