A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial — a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” (more…)

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and   more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in sex. She wondered   about   ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally   decided to   purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop. One   evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as   usual,   watching television, she took a (more…)

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. (more…)