Joe wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she said she already had a boyfriend…

One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.” (more…)

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?” He says, “O.K., Get in the car with it.” (more…)