One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” (more…)

A man has two tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty”. (more…)

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, “Hang on, I have an idea.”

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Bob said, “Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!” Larry replied, “Don’t worry - just follow me.” (more…)