Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour? (more…)

He said … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said … You wear pants don’t you? (more…)

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the Ob-Gyn told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn’t believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call Bill. (more…)

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up”.

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. (more…)

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving,the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy (more…)