A rabbi walks into a delicatessen at lunchtime and sees the priest from the local Catholic church. He goes over to say hello just as the priest is being served a ham sandwich.

After greeting the rabbi the priest syas, “You know this place has the best sandwiches in town. Just look how much meat they put in there. I usually have to take home half the sandwich because I can never finish it. If you’d care to join me I’ll gladly share the other half of my ham sandwich with you.”

The rabbi declines saying that he cannot eat ham. The priest asks “Why is it that you can’t eat ham any way?” The rabbi replies “It is against my religion.”

The rabbi then asks the priest “So why is it father that you do not date girls?” The priest answers “Well, that is against my religion.”

The rabbi leans across the table and whispers “You really should try it sometime … it’s better than ham.”