He said … I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said … You wear pants don’t you?

He said … Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said … That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said … Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room “My husband follows me everywhere” Written just below it … “I do not”