What is the difference between “guts” and “balls”? “Guts” is when a married man comes home late in the wee hours of the morning after partying with his buddies all night. When he opens the door and sees his wife waiting for him holding a broom, he says: “Are you still cleaning or are you ready to fly off into the night?”

“Balls” is when the married man comes home smelling like a woman’s perfume. When his wife confronts him, he slaps her ass saying: “Don’t worry baby, you’re next!”