Four guys went golfing. One went into the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I’m so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he’s made enough that he just gave away a huge portfolio.”

The next guy said, “I’m so proud of my son. He’s a car dealer and he’s doing so well that he just gave away a Porsche.”
The third guy says, “I’m so proud of my son. He’s got enough money that he just gave away a million dollar home.”
As he finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, “What are you guys talking about?”
“Just about how good our sons are doing,” one of them replied.

“Well, my son is doing very well,” said the fourth man. “He’s a male escort and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Porsche, and a million dollar home.”