A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help … and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?”

“I was stung by a bee,” she said.

“Where,” he asked.

“Between the first and second hole,” she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your stance is too wide.”