.LOOK
You are in your tiny shabby appartment, on the eigth floor of a rundown complex. You are lying down in your bed that is part bedroom part livingroom. Ahead of you is a computer desk overflowing with unpaid bills, newspapers. Small kitchen flanked by even smaller bathroom.

.GO TO COMPUTER
You are standing over the computer.

.USE KEYBOARD
Lots of clicking noise, but nothing happens.

.HELP
Available commands: LOOK, GO, EXIT, USE, PRESS, TAKE, TURN, TALK, OPEN

.USE COMPUTER
Nothing happens. Perhaps you should turn it on first.

.OPEN COMPUTER
You hunt around your desk, and on the floor, but you just don’t find the appropriate screwdriver required to open the computer. Basically, nothing happened.

.TURN COMPUTER ON
Loud beep, turbines churning, computer screen showing cryptic BIOS information. Some ten minutes later, a familiar MW logo appears. Lots of random noises issuing from the computer, as if a party of gnomes were building something inside. Slight smell of ozone.
Another five minutes brings us to the familiar computer desktop, complete with a Start button on the lower left side, and Viagra publicity in a small window.

.OPEN INTERNET EXPLORER
Oh, you shouldn’t have done that. There are now hundreds of publicity windows on top of each other, completely obscuring the computer desktop. Some of these publicity windows show naked women in lewd positions, but you only see parts of these interesting pictures, as more windows open on top of those windows.
After just tow minutes of this, the computer rewards you with a bright blue screen and gray white text, announcing that a critical error has occured with a file called EXPLORER.EXE and the computer needs to be restarted.

Strangely, the computer reboots itself on it’s own, so you think this a good sign. However ten minutes later the bright blue screen returns, with a different message: File EXPLORER.EXE is missing or invalid, rebooting in 30 seconds…

* GAME OVER *