Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn’t get upset if you screw her sister.

Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.

Q What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.

Q. What’s the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles an
hour.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q. What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she’ll swallow.

Q. Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same
day
in Iraq?
A. They don’t want to wear out the camel.

Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays

the
gas all over the car.

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the animals that kick.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it.