Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.

Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn’t get upset if you screw her sister. (more…)