A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the
man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make
love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please
do it one more time?” (more…)