A pig farmer in Alabama was trying to get his pigs to breed, with no success. Every morning, he’d run outside to the barn and perform a pregnancy test on the female pigs. Everyday, the results were negative. The farmer was baffled.

One day, he called the local vet and asked for some advice. The farmer explained that he couldn’t get his pigs to mate. The vet replied, “Try artificial insemination.”

“What’s that?” the farmer asked. (more…)