How many ARIES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many TAURUSES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What! Them! Get off the couch just to change a light bulb!
Ain’t gonna happen any time soon.

How many GEMINI does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2

How many CANCER does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to take his mom along too.

How many LEO does it take to screw in a light bulb?
12. One to install, eleven to applaud.

How many VIRGOS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to
clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two to check the
work.

How many LIBRA does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many SCORPIOS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like the dark.

How many SAGITTARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many CAPRICORNS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light’s fine as it is.

How many AQUARIANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it needs to be changed.

How many PISCES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What light bulb?