How many ARIES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many TAURUSES does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What! Them! Get off the couch just to change a light bulb!
Ain’t gonna happen any time soon.

How many GEMINI does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2

How many CANCER does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to take his mom along too. (more…)