An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, “Tony! Why you-a such a fat-a fuck?”

Tony says, “Poppa, it’s-a Mama’s spaghetti! I can’t-a stop-a eating it.”

Poppa says, “You should-a take-a smaller bites!”

Then Poppa says to his middle son, “Michael! Why you-a such a fat-a fuck?”

Michael says, “Poppa, it’s-a Mama’s lasagna. I can’t-a stop-a eating it, it’s-a so good.” (more…)