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LeRoy is in school. This is LeRoy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony dis month, I got no money foreclose.

2. Rectum - I had two cadillacs, but my ol’lady rectum both.

3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and da hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment dey gonna send me back to da big house.

5. Penis - I be at da doctor and he hand me a cup and say penis.

6. Israel - Alonso try da sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat be fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.

7. Catacomb - Don King be at da fight da other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.

8. Undermine - Dere’s a fine lookin hoe livin in da partment undermine.

9. Acoustic - When I be liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

10. Iraq - When we be at da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11. Stain - My motha-in-law stopped by and I axed her do ya plan on stain for dinner?

12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to da Nicks game, so I seldom.

13. Honor - At da rape trial, da Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey da tits on dat hoe.

15. Axe - Da policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

16. Tripoli - I be gonna buy my ol’lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn’t find a Tripoli.

17. Fortify - I axed da hoe how much? She said fortify.

18. Income - I be in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

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