Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says,

“Jack let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother and I said, here try these on.”

So she did and said, “These just don’t fit.”

So I replied,”…Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems.”

“Hmmm,” says Jack.

He thinks that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill,

“Here try these on.”

So she does and says, “These just won’t fit.”

So Jacks says,” Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will and I don’t want you to ever forget that.”

Then Jill takes off her panties and hands them to Jack and says,

“Here you try on mine.

So he does and says, “I can’t get into these.”

So Jill says, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will…”