Three men were on safari in Deepest Darkest Africa when the get lost from their group. While trakking around the suddenly find themselves surrounded by tribesmen.

“Oh thank god you found us”…, the men exclaim, “please help us find our way home…”

The chief is the only man who speaks a little English so he walks up to them and says “You tresspass our land, you now pay price!!!”

After two hours of trekking through even deeper and darker bush (hehehheh now now guys, not THAT kind of bush) they come across an isolated village to which they can see no escape. All three men are tied to a pole in the center of the village and await their fate while the village people confer…

The chief finally walks over to each man and looks them in the eyes. He then speaks up and says to the first man “You tresspass, you choose now, DEATH or bonga bonga?”

The first man looks the chief in the eye and calmly says “I don’t want to die. I choose bonga bonga, whatever that is….”

“BONGA BONGA!!!!” The chief yells, and with a roar, all the men run up to the first man and fuck him up the ass HARD while the other two men watch in horror.

After finishing, the chief calmly walks over to the second man and calmy says with a wicked gleam in his eye “You turn! You tresspass and, you choose now, DEATH or bonga bonga?”

The second man looks the chief in the eye and starts to cry. Tearfully he says “I don’t want to die!!!” He starts to bawl and says “I choose bonga bonga….”

“BONGA BONGA!!!!” The chief yells, and with a roar, all the men run up to the second man and fuck him up the ass HARDER than the first guy while the other two men watch in horror at times double and even triple penetrating him.

After finishing, the chief calmly walks over to the last man and excitedly says with a wicked gleam in his eye “You turn! You tresspass and, you choose now, DEATH or bonga bonga?”

The last man looks the chief in the eye and defiantly yells “Bonga bonga??? BONGA BONGA??? FUCK BONGA BONGA!!!!! I choose death!!!!” to which the chief answer with a wicked grin “Ahhhhh… DEATH… By BONGA BONGA!!!!”