Three men were on safari in Deepest Darkest Africa when the get lost from their group. While trakking around the suddenly find themselves surrounded by tribesmen.

“Oh thank god you found us”…, the men exclaim, “please help us find our way home…”

The chief is the only man who speaks a little English so he walks up to them and says “You tresspass our land, you now pay price!!!”

After two hours of trekking through even deeper and darker bush (hehehheh now now guys, not THAT kind of bush) they come across an isolated village to which they can see no escape. All three men are tied to a pole in the center of the village and await their fate while the village people confer… (more…)