A man at a loss for what to get his wife for christmas went to a pet store hoping for an idea. He was approached by a salesmen who asked if he could interest the man in a singing bird. The man agreed to take a listen. The salesman brought out a cute yellow bird and introduced him saying, “This is Chet, sing for the man Chet!” but Chet wouldn’t sing. The man was ready to leave when the salesman pulled out a lighter and held the open flame underneath Chets rear end at which time Chet in a beautiful rendition of Nat King Coles’ voice sang “Chets nuts roasting on an open fire…