A daughter placing her father in an old age home, visiting the first place.

As the head nurse explains the long list of things, the father sits down in the lobby.

Soon he starts to tilt severely to the left. Many nurses walking by, one immediately places a pillow on hist left side so he won’t fall.

The father then starts to tilt to the right, same thing happens. Another nurse props him up on a pillow, so now he is sandwiched.

The daughter stops to tell her father, look how nice they are here for you!

He replies, “Dang, why won’t they let me FART???”