A man steps into a doctor’s office for his annual checkup. The new young doctor takes one look at the man and says, “My god, you look really terrible.”

The man responds, “But I feel good.”

The doctor says, “Are you sure? You look really terrible.”

The man again responds, “Doctor, I assure you, I feel good.”

The doctor is perplexed, so he pulls out his medical dictionary and starts leafing through it. “Let’s see,” he says, “looks terrible, but feels good….looks terrible, feels good….uh-huh….uh-huh…..yes, here it is. Looks terrible, feels good……….You’re a vagina.”