So the local school has a one day fund raiser and there is a contest for who can generate the most money amongst the students.

Most kids raise between $50 -$100, but one particular boy just blows the socks off of all the others by raising nearly $2,000.00 and wins the contest easily.

The Principal congratulates the boy and gives him his prize for being the best fundraiser. During this time the Principal asks the boy how he managed to do so well.

The boy replied “Well, I sold Mouthwash.” “Mouthwash?!” the Principal replies incredulously. “Yes” said the boy. “How did you make that much money selling mouthwash in one day?!” asked the shocked administrator. “Well, I found the busiest pedestrian intersection in the city and I set up a chip and dip sample stand.” “How did chips and dip make people want to buy mouthwash?!” the dumbfounded Pricipal asked the boy. “Well, every time someone tried a chip with dip they would yell ‘Hey that tastes like shit!!’ and I would reply ‘It is shit, wanna buy some mouthwash?’ “