Two men are in the doctor’s office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man’s gown and begins to give him a hand job.

Shocked, he says, “My God, what are you doing?”

To which she replies, “We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure.” (more…)