A guy was in a strange town and feeling lonely. He found a brothel and knocked on the door. The madam answered and welcomed him in. However, when she asked him how much money he wanted to spend, he had to admit that he only had twenty dollars.

To the man’s surprise, the madam didn’t seem the least bit concerned. She took his twenty dollars and told him to go up to Room 2B, where he would find some company. The man went up to Room 2B, open the door and walked in. The room was dimly lit, but after his eyes adjusted he could see that there was a turkey in the corner. “A turkey?” he thought. “Do you mean that I spent twenty dollars for sex with a turkey?”

However, not being one to throw away money, he figured he might as well make the best of it. He walked over, picked up the turkey and had sex with it. After that, he was understandably embarrassed, and he slinked out of the brothel.

A week later, he was feeling lonely again, so he went back to the same brothel. The madam met him at the door and once again asked him how much money he had. He told her, with a slight tinge of pride, that he had forty dollars. “Oh,” she said, “That will get you into Room 4B.” The man almost ran up the stairs.

When he opened the door, however, there was a small theatre facility with about thirty chairs. On this night the theatre was almost full with men and a few women looking up at a huge TV screen that was showing two men having sex.

He was not happy. He turned to another guy and said, “Forty bucks to watch gay porn? That a bit much, isn’t it?” The man turned to him and responded, “Actually, you’re here on a good night. Last week they showed a guy having sex with a turkey.”