A guy was in a strange town and feeling lonely. He found a brothel and knocked on the door. The madam answered and welcomed him in. However, when she asked him how much money he wanted to spend, he had to admit that he only had twenty dollars.

To the man’s surprise, the madam didn’t seem the least bit concerned. She took his twenty dollars and told him to go up to Room 2B, where he would find some company. The man went up to Room 2B, open the door and walked in. The room was dimly lit, but after his eyes adjusted he could see that there was a turkey in the corner. “A turkey?” he thought. “Do you mean that I spent twenty dollars for sex with a turkey?” (more…)