1) Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
7) Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection before pissing.
8) Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient - Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15) Efficient - Waits until he has to crap and does both at once.
16) Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited - Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
21) Radical - Ignores urinal, pisses on wall.