1) Excitable - Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
7) Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection before pissing.
8) Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs. (more…)