I am translating this one from French, so please bear with me…
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After flirting with each other, they got married. Their mariage was, obviously, perfect!
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On the night of Christmas, this perfect couple were driving in their perfect car along a desert road, when they noticed someone having problems on the side. Being perfect, they stopped to offer their help. The person needing help was Santa Claus, with his backsac full of gifts. (more…)