A woman goes to a surgeon and asks for an operation, but says she is very embarassed by the operation and that nobody other than the surgeon and herself could know about it.

The surgeon agreed and asked what operation she needed.

She replied “I need my labia reduced in size as they are too big, but as I said I am very embarrassed so no-one can know.”

The doctor agreed and did the operation.

When the woman woke up there were 3 red roses beside her bed. She was furious and demnaded to speak to the doctor.

When he arrived she was furious and demanded to know about the 3 red roses and why he did not keep it a secret as it was her wish because of the embarrassment.

The doctor told her not to worry, “The first red rose is from me because I knew you were going throught this alone and I sent you a red rose.”

She said “OK, but what about the second?”

The doctor replied “The 2nd rose is from my nurse, I had to have help in the operating room and she sympathized with you and sent the second red rose.”

The replied “OK, but demanded to know about the third.”

The doctor replied, “Oh the third, that is from some guy on the fourth floor, in the Burns Unit and he wanted to thank you for his new ears!”