HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not a “SCREAMER” or a “MOANER” - She is “VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.”
3. She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
4. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE” - She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERERHIGHWAY.”
5. She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
6. She is not an “AIRHEAD” - She is “REALITY IMPAIRED.” (more…)